March 25th, O.P. XIXb.
IT WAS A DOOZEE 
Well, Court was noticably empty this week.  All told, there were ten Companions (and one Eggbert) in attendence.  Everyone else was either off fighting at the front or still getting over J.P.'s "special cocktail." 

A NEW SQUIRE! 
Sirrah Lorath attended his first full Court as a Companion AND a squire.  He regaled the Court with the tale of how the Regal Beagles got the antidote for J.P.'s Special Cocktail, administered it to all the Companions, defeated the ex-gardener and his minions in hand-to-hand Kombat, AND passed their map test, all in one night!  Damsels Liliandra and Aurelia were unavailable for comment about the undergarments they were apparently passing out to anyone who asked, or the fact that Liliandra was "giving it up" quite freely as well. 

*sigh* I miss being a page.... 

GAWAINITE TOURNEY 
Sir Danzig announced this week that he would be holding a Gawanite tournament two weeks from this Sunday, in lieu of the "usual" Bloodbowl game.  The tournament is open to all those who would bash heads and spill blood in the name of a good time. 

FANGORN FUNERAL? 
The king announced this e'en that there is a price on former Companion Fangorn Flynneral's head, for all the nasty stuff he's apparently done under the influence of a Mysterious black-clad stranger (Sir Aeric was unavailable for comment).  The king explained that the bounty was merely a lure to get the Crimson Avenger to come back to the Court, but everyone had left to get their weapons and bloodhounds and didn't hear him.  Oh, well...good luck, Mr. Crimsy, wherever you are! 

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Well, that's all for this week, kiddies!  Keep those Kards and letters comin'!

 
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