SEX CRIMES IN ZANDO-LAND!
A lengthy letter arrived in the Court this e'en from Count Tristan
Zandofar, reporting the apparent theft of several religious artifacts/sex
toys belonging to his twin cousin Tristina. Dame Jausserande volunteered
to journey to the Count's abode and investigate the disappearance, but
it appears to be another in a long line of items going missing from Companions.
GOT A LITTLE CAP'N IN YA?
The rogue Admiral Mollari dared to show his face in Court this e'en,
donning an insultingly poor disguise (glasses) in a ridiculous attempt
to fool the Companions. He suggested that he might possibly be persuaded
to
aid Warwick in the current crisis with Lyonesse, but after a time he
became bored with his game and left. Paladin Aeric pursued Mollari
with a number of guards, but was flabbergasted when a black galleon descended
from the clouds in front of the Citadel, retrieving Mollari and flying
off before he could be apprehended. As a response to his affrontery,
Queen Flidais put a death-mark on the former Companion's head.
MUDDY WATERS
Sirrah Mudd was escorted to Court this e'en by a damaged golem of the
type currently used by the force holding western Warwick. It
turns out
that the squire got into a bit of a tussle with the invaders during
a recent trip to Gaul. Mudd sought to reopen the Rusty Anvil weapons
forge which was entrusted to him by Omahlourd F-f-f-fritz, but the forge
was closed on account of it lying within the occupied land of Gaul.
When hindered in his task by the golem, Mudd lashed out and damaged its
eye. The golem warned the Court that such actions would not be tolerated
within the occupied lands. According to Sirrah Mudd, there are roughly
a hundred golems currently in Gaul, and an unknown number of human mercenaries.
THE RABBIT DIED
The mercenary Thomas Moore was confronted this week by the Chanuka
Bunny, who accused him of running over the Easter Bunny with his horse
shortly after her visit to the Court last week. It was suggested
that since
Moore was responsible for the Easter Bunny's death, he should be the
one
to replace her and take up her fuzzy duties as distributer of candy-filled
eggs. Nothing was resolved this week, although some of the Windsor
guards claim to have seen the mercenary deliver "one fierce tickle" upon
the bunny following her exit from Court.
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS
A rogue Timeanoid came to Court this e'en, offering an alliance with
the
Companions to oust his people from the occupied lands. He explained
that
he was once a high-ranking member of their council, but was exiled
when
his vision of the future did not agree with the visions of the others.
He offered to guide the Companions in their quest to reclaim the three
lands currently held by the golems and Timeanoids, a quest which (according
to his vision) involves a wizard in blue robes using a magic staff to destroy
a great number of the invaders. In exchange for his help, the rogue
Timeanoid asked for one of Mus' anti-time magic talismans; time around
him has been slowed down considerably as a result of his exile from his
people, and he feels that a talisman would change that.
In a related story, the wizard Dagoth Or, who had been in the lands
for
several months looking for Vivek's staff, came into Court to announce
that he would be leaving the lands due to the current troubles here.
A little too related, it seems....could there be a connection?
FERRET-DOC COMPETITION
On a lighter note...a reminder to all artists out there: the entries
in Lady Moira's "ferret-doc" competition will be judged by the Companions
as a whole at next Court. The winner of the contest, which is to
depict a cross between a ferret and a Caradoc, will receive some form of
baked goodies from Lady Moira's kitchens. |