A LONG TIME AGO, IN A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY....
His Majesty, King Mus Machias McQuillon, opened Court this week with
a tale of his past. It was the story of four great houses which arose
in a distant land long ago: Do, Ah, Rah, and Moor. These four houses
held on to their power through extortion, and battled with one another
until they formed a peace and developed rules of conduct.
In time, these houses discovered a group of immortal wizards called
the 'Dark,' who commanded a fierce army of fanatically-loyal followers.
Each house sent their eldest sons to the Dark to learn their secrets; these
sons returned to their respective houses and restructured them from within
to resemble the Dark. They then turned upon the wizards and destroyed
them all.
Then the Four houses started to war against each other. House
Ah attacked the House of Moor, and were destroyed by them. The Houses
of Rah and Do also started to fight each other, but they banded together
to destroy all the members of House Moor, except for one man--King Mus
himself.
The king had thought his past was far behind him until six months ago,
when members of House Do appeared in Lyonesse, and a mere month ago, when
House Rah had appeared in our very own Lankhmar. In secret, King
Mus has been able to destroy or gain the allegiance of these extortionists,
so that their presence is removed from our lands.
Seeing that his past has come back to haunt him, King Mus has decided
for the good of the Eleven Lands to abdicate the throne in order to return
to his homeland across the sea and unite all four Houses under his banner
in the hopes of reforming them.
Both Dona Karissa and the Widow Dragonsbane have stepped forward as
candidates for the throne.
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!
Along a similar vein, Baron Ptolomei announced in Court that he was
vacating the position of Seneschal; Sir Marduk is saying good-bye to the
title of Grand Knight of the Charter, Duke Mollari is stepping down as
Premier to pursue his scholarly duties, and the Herald (Palpatine) and
High Druin (Ambernathia) will be retiring as well.
So far, the candidates are as follows:
Sovereign--Karissa, Catalyn
Premier--Mollari, Scarlette
Seneschal--Colin, Aeric, Ambernathia
High Druin--Scarlette
Grand Knight--Lucerne
Herald--Moira
REVENGE OF THE WOLF...DUKE?
Duke Mollari returned to the Court of Light after a long absence, but
in a most distressing state. It would seem that whatever magicks
Magius Fangorn Flynnarel used to change the duke into a human Way Back
When have not completely left his system; only this time, the duke was
in a half-wolf, half-Aquitanian form. His Grace behaved like a wild
beast for the majority of the evening, crawling around on all fours, sniffing
at Companions crotches, and growling at everyone except for Knight Dimardizad,
who was apparently able to communicate somehow with the duke. It
must have been the fur....
THE WAR IS OVER
A breathless Sir Aeric burst into Court on Thursday, bearing news from
the north that the Dark Dragon Horde that has plagued Ahrothen since earlier
this year has been driven off. The orks are in total disarray, apparently
having returned to their normal stupid and tribal selves. The orks
have taken to fighting amongst each other and eating their human commanders.
The Ahrothen rangers are now tackling the challenge of hunting down and
destroying the remaining orks before they can regroup and terrorize the
moors in the usual fashion.
Meanwhile, Sir Aeric himself is faced with the reconstruction of his
province. Most of the peasantry of Ahrothen fled to other lands during
the invasion campaign, and much was lost in the ways of natural resources
and property damage.
SPIKING THE PUNCH
The recent victory in Ahrothen was in no small part due to the efforts
of Countess Ambernathia and Paladin Galchauren. Ambernathia related
the tale of their daring midnight mission behind enemy lines a few weeks
ago, where they disguised themselves as orks and put the Stupidity Powder
into the Horde's drinking water and into the Chalice of Thoth as well.
They were successful thanks to the help of a mysterious black-robed wizard.
Paladin Galchauren, who has not returned to Court since the mission, was
unavailable for comment.
GO! GO! PAGES IN BLACK
Sir Aeric announced his candidacy for first-level Gawaine, and returned
the title of Grand Knight of Perceval to Lord Palpatine, Sir Lucerne was
knighted as a second-level Lanceletian, a position unseen in Court since
Count Montjoy; and Healer Moira announced that she has completed all the
requirements for first-level Bedevere.
CHIVALRY
Dome(?) Inanna and several other female members of the Court made a
request of the Companions for more respect, for themselves as Ladies, for
the Regency, and for other Companions in general. Their requests
were detailled and specific, and were received with various levels of enthusiasm
by the members of the Court.
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Well, that's all I can remember for this week, kiddies! Until
next week, remember:
"No noose is GOOD noose." |