April 29nd, O.P. XIXb.
A MAN'S HOME IS HIS CASTLE... 
Baron Ptolomei opened Court this Thursday e'en with a tale of his recent (mis)adventure in Knight Flag Land.  According to the Baron, he was unable to acheive his goal of meeting with Trell Zandofar, who apparently is now back in human form or at least able to speak, but he did receive many signs and portents from the Serpentine Priestess, who pointed him in the direction (literally and mentally) of his new abode.  This castle, once all the deeds are signed, will be dubbed the Serpentine Palace...or was it Serpentine Castle?  I can't remember, I had a headache from all the pounding on the tables.... 

..BUT IT'S ALSO A TASTY SNACK 
Dona Karissa, who will apparently continue boarding with her Older Sibling in the new castle, gifted the Court with a culinary representation of her new home.  It was a cake shaped like a castle, and reports say it was very yummy. 

COSMIC CHAMP OR SELF-IMPORTANT CHUMP? 
The Court was visited this e'en by a being who called himself Proximus Votius, who claimed that he was the Cosmic Champion, and that he was in Warwick to deliver some messages.  Why would a Cosmic Champion be playing postman, you ask?  Who knows...maybe he needed the money....  In any case, he delivered several messages, including Paladin Galchauren's proxy votes (coincidence?) for the election and a long if poorly-written love letter from Panthra's brother-in-law Jamal to Healer Moira, who was apparently his date for Panthra's wedding earlier this week. 

WEDDING?  WHAT WEDDING?? 
I'm glad you asked.  The rest of Court was suitably suprised at the news of Panthra's wedding; Panthra claims she sent out invitations to everyone, but no one received them.  Mr. Votius explained that she used his less-reliable brother, Absetius Ballotus, to deliver the invites, which is why they were never received.  Panthra explained that she re-married her old husband Jeremy, after he was rid of all his other wives (it's a harem thing).  She also apparently made him deal with the idea that she was a Companion in Warwick and couldn't be around much to do wifely things. 

Um...congratulations.... 

WE HAVE REGENTS, SEE? 
As is typical around this time of year, the Companions did gather in Court this e'en and vote upon who will be calling the shots next season.  That would be the Grand Knight, but the other regency positions were also voted upon as well. 

The Regency for O.P. XIX Saveign is: 
SOVEREIGN--Queen Catalyn Lauralansa Dragonsbane Caerna 
PREMIER--Duke Marduk (God, I'm gonna love saying that!) 
SENESCHAL--Countess Ambernathia Tatiana Xandelery Caerna 
GRAND KNIGHT--Sir Bisquik Agape McQuillon 

The Herald and High Druin positions were not filled tonight, and so far it appears that Sir Lucerne will remain the Sherrif and Paladin Galchauren will remain Bruiser and Talisen. 

Congratulations all! 

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS 
The newly-elected queen wasted no time in announcing her intention to hold a tournament to determine who will be her Champion.  Hopefuls are asked to contact her for more information on the tourney as well as for details concerning the position itself. 

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That's all for this week, True Believers!  Until next time, remember: 

"It's only a roomer."

 
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