September 3rd, O.P. XVIIIs.
HAIL TO THE CHIEF! 
This week marked the triumphant return of His Majesty, King Mus Machias McQuillon, to the Court of Light.  To explain his long absence, the king told an abbreviated tale of his quest in the lands of Bardin, whereupon he met a wise old wizard who promptly told him to "get a haircut," which he did.  The rest of the story is forthcoming, and His Majesty promised to tell it in it's entirety in the near future. 

WHERE'S MOIRA? 
Damsel Moira was noticably absent from this week's proceedings, something which both Magestrix Scarlette and Magius Fangorn expressed some concern over.  Although there is no reason to suspect foul play, the gypsy Willow, who followed Moira into court last week, is being sought for questioning.  Most likely this is mere overreaction due to frazzled nerves, especially considering what's been going on in the Eleven Lands as of late. 

NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS 
Other than the return of the king and the absence of Damsel Moira (who is to be ordained in the near future), nothing of important occured in court this week.  The usual tomfoolery was replaced this week by an interesting discussion of the various strategies of building and maintaining an army, as well as talk of the mysterious Clan Alamut, an order of holy slayers who have apparently declared war on Warwick's "home team," the Dead Chameleons.  For this new threat to be added to the list...we will all sleep a little easier once this time of trial has passed. 

That's it for this week's Joosee Roomers!  Here's White Meat saying: 

"I'll see you in court!"

 
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