On a similar note, Ohmuhlourd F-f-f-fritz announced that, since he never 
actually went through Page Turning himself, he would host his own feaste 
sometime between this page turning and next season's page turning.  And 
no, it will not be all cookies, either. 

MAD MEN AND MISERABLE MATRONS MAIL MASSIVELY 
Lord Dragonsbane delivered a list to Her Majesty of an enormous amount of letters held by the postmaster, addressed to the various landowners with regards to the missing peasants stolen by Gylemantis' golems.  The 
postmaster was even kind enough to read each and every letter himself so 
as to categorize them as "angry," "pleading," etc. 

COMPANIONS CACHE CASH AND COIN 
The Queen paid all Companions for a job well done this past year.  Even 
the pages got paid--after their feaste was finished, of course. 

GYLEMANTIS GRIPES, GIVES GOODIES TO GREEDY GUYS AND GIRLS 
Gylemantis made an appearance in Court this e'en, to complain that a 
vampire and two other individuals tried to infiltrate his realm disguised 
as golems.  He also announced that he is willing to give Companions a 
place in his new aristocracy, the one that he will create once the Court 
of Light is overthrown.  To make the acceptance of his offer official, 
all one had to do was accept one of his newly-minted coins.  Of those in 
Court, Mitra (a visitor) and Marquessa Catalyn accepted the coins.  No 
word yet on whether or not Catalyn will be charged with treason for doing so. 

In a related story, the spell that Marquessa Catalyn and the wizard Viveck set up to read Gylemantis' nature revealed that he was somehow not 
actually there, despite his physical interaction with a number of people.  The explanation for this is hopefully forthcoming. 

KEL CORICE QUESTION CONFRONTED, CURIOSITY QUELLED 
It was announced that there would be a meeting at the Mages' Tower on 
Sunday to finalize the report into the destruction of Kel Corice.  The 
report was initially requested by Lord Dragonsbane during his tenure as 
Sherrif of the Lands, and a copy was given to several other individuals 
who requested it.  It was revealed in Court that the true cause of Kel 
Corice's destruction was a group of mages miscasting a spell within it's 
walls, and the destruction was what woke up the demon sleeping beneath 
it, and not the other way around. 

QUOTE OF THE WEEK(END) 
Mistress Duck (shouting most masculinely): "YOU WILL NOT TOUCH THE ROCK!!!!" 

EXTRA!  EXTRA! 
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