WILL RULE FOR FOOD
Duke Mollari reported this week that his unscrupulous gardener has
taken over his estate in Windsor, in addition to his already high wages,
in recompense for the admittedly excellent job of tending the lawns and
gardens of Windsor. Several offers were made, both to provide the
good duke with a new residence and to resolve this matter with a little
"attitude adjustment." This comes at a particularly bad time for
Mollari, who is currently without title or property in his home kingdom
of Aquitania.
RONELLE RETURNS
Everyone in Court was suprised this week when the infamous Ronelle,
the only person in all the Eleven Lands to wear more black than Paladin
Galchauren, made an appearance. She came seeking an apology for her
treatment earlier this year, when she came to Warwick seeking to become
a Companion and was thrown in the dungeon instead. It is interesting
to note that Ronelle's appearance came hot on the heels of Queen Merena's
departure, the person who had the biggest grudge against her.
FANGORN FUNERAL--ER, FLYNARREL
News reached the Court of Light this week that Magius Fangorn Flynarrel
was found Guilty of the charge of "causing the nonexistence of an Aquitanian,"
namely Duke Mollari. The sentence is death, to be carried out in
a week's time. Needless to say, the Court was in an uproar over this
news, and talk was even thrown around of taking, shall we say, illegal
and dishonorable action to save the magius' life. Hopefully some
solution to the problem can be found without starting a war or tarnishing
the honor of the Court of Light.
That's it for this week, True Believers! Until next time, remember:
"It's only a Roomer!" |