December 5th, O.P. XXIIs.
(guest Correspondent Lady Moira Monange Rosaleen Dhu McQuillon)
DISCLAIMER 
As our regular Court Correspondent was otherwise occupied, we at the 
Roomer Mill find ourselves dependent upon somewhat less than complete 
notes for this week.  We therefore apologize in advance for any events or 
details that may be overlooked, or any inaccuracies in our reporting. 
Just remember: they're only roomers! 

GARMENTS G-G-G-GONE 
Ohmuhlourd F-f-f-fritz reported tonight that someone had stolen his 
clothes.  Not sure what that's all about, but we wish him the best of luck in recovering them. 

VAYA CON VIVEK 
The wizard Vivek, formerly in the employ of Duke Lorath of Windsor, 
announced tonight that he is leaving the Eleven Lands.  Apparently he is 
going to train Runa, the daughter of Marquessa Catalyn and the late Queen Morganse of Alexia, in the Art of magic.  He also told the Court that he did not trust the High Druin as a result of the changes in Earl Mus' 
behavior over the past couple of weeks. 

GREENWOOD WITH ENVY 
Two characters hailing from the Kingdom of Greenwood appeared in Court this e'en.  The first was a bounty hunter named Kyle, who had come looking to apprehend "an Adder" on charges of murder, rape, and torture.  Astute readers will remember that Greenwood is the new name of the 
country of Wiltshire, the homeland of Sirrah Adder, whose brother 
recently followed him to Warwick seeking (and receiving) asylum.  Shortly after Kyle's appearance in Court, another visitor arrived.  Lord Emilio 
DeCascos was an official diplomatic envoy who sought to extradite the 
Adder criminals currently under protection from the crown here in Warwick.  Both bounty hunter and noble ambassador were given the same answer: no.  The pair were ejected from the Courtroom when they began arguing heatedly over the apparent lack of respect one gave to the other. 

ONE HELL OF A NIGHT 
Over the course of the evening, despite several interruptions, the Fortune's Folly page class told the story of their quest in the Dreamlands which resulted in their squiring. 

IN SEARCH OF: KYNNIARC'S DAGGER 
The Purple Mercenaries, a band of loud and obnoxious people wearing 
little more than boxer shorts, came to Court this e'en to deliver Kynniarc's long lost Caerna dagger.  For some reason, they chose to break the dagger into six pieces, which were then given to the queen, who is also thane of Clan Caerna. 

DUCK, IAGONDOL! 
Damsel Duck was clanned by the IaGondols tonight, and was apparently 
challenged to find the source of zabumple. 

AURELIA MISS YOU 
Night Aurelia announced in Court this e'en that she would be leaving the 
Eleven Lands and travelling to the north to explore and expand her 
horizons.  She was given a wreath of flowers and a pair of fairy wings by 
the Fortune's Folly pages as going-away presents. 

THEY DO DECLARE! 
The three Fortune's Folly pages in attendence this e'en declared their 
intentions to pursue three different knighthoods.  For Mudd, it was 
Lancelot; for Duck, it was Percival; and for Adder, it was Gawaine.  Best 
of luck to these most un-lazy squires! 

DANNY KAYE?  NO, PALLY-A! 
Sir Aeric Bannier became Paladin Aeric Bannier (of the Sacred Order of 
Michael) tonight, as he was ordained in a unique ceremony by Earl Mus and Lord Dragonsbane.  Congrats! 

MAD MUS 
Earl Mus expressed his displeasure when he discovered that Duke Lorath 
had brought one of the anti-Mus wards created by a faction of the Mage's 
Tower into Court, presumably to show it to the Companions.  It was also 
shown that the ward did not work as well, if at all, in the Courtroom. 
Duke Lorath hastily apologized and removed the ward from the Courtroom. 

OH, SHIT! 
Sir Marduk reported that his sting operation over the Thanksgiving 
holiday was a success in that the remaining dragon extract was now in the 
hands of the Companions, but chose not to tell the full tale until both 
Sirrah Valric and Sirrah Adder (who aided him on this venture) were there to add to the telling.

 
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