A Joosee Roomerstm Special Report: The Rock is haunted!!!! On the evening of October 26th, the Fortune's Folly page class was on the last leg of their Rock Guard.  During this time, a group of obnoxious French filmmakers approached the Rock and proceeded to harass the Pages--and the Rock itself--until finally their star was killed by the Pages. More interesting than the murder of an innocent (if obnoxious) man by the pages of the Court of Light is the startling revelation that the Rock of Windsor may, in fact, be a nexus for supernatural energies! The following portraits were taken by Assistant Art Director Omlete du Fromage before, during, and after the encounter with the pages.  Keep in mind that these portraits have not been altered in any way.

	Here we see one of the pages, Master Mudd, as he smiles for the camera.  The Rock can be seen behind him.   What could the strange glow above him be?  A reflection of his inner Light, perhaps?  Or something more...otherworldly??
Here is Mistress Duck as she listens intently to a pouting French girl.  Again we see an all-pervasive glow, as well as several "will o' wisps."  Strangest of all, however, is the fact that the French girl isn't actually smoking!!
	Here we see the Rock being violated by a masked creature of unknown origin (he was not part of the film crew).  Again we see the glowing aura and the will-o-wisps.  What could they be????
The masked creature as he makes off with some of the pages' stuff.  This time, in addition to the glow and will-o-wisps, we see a ghostly image in the upper right hand corner of the portrait.  Could this be the spirit of the Rock coming to defend itself????
	Here we see Cirque de Seaugay, a.k.a. the Sad Clown of Life, as he lies dead, struck down by the pages.  In this portrait, it appears that the glow is emanating from his body. And perhaps the most startling of all the portraits taken this night...
...a page makes sure the job is finished with a final dagger strike.  What appears to be a pair of brightly glowing angel's wings appear from the clown's shoulders.  Could this be his soul escaping from his body, taking flight to journey to the Afterlife????

 

Halloween is known as a time when the barrier between the worlds of the living and the dead grows thin...could this be portrait-graphic evidence of otherworldly spirits crossing over into our own?  Mages and other experts on occult phenomena are at a loss to explain these bizarre images, and the unfortunate monkeys who created the portraits are currently under psychiatric evaluation.

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